Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Big Life Questions! ;)

These are some things that I sometimes wonder about:

If a teacher taught, why can't a preacher have praught?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is it wrong to go inside a store through an exit door? (I do it all the time)

If big dogs have little dogs, and fish have little fishes,
Then why can't sinks have little sinks instead of dirty dishes?

Who named the pine-apple? It is not made of pine, or apple!

Will you really be federally prosecuted if you cut the tags off of your mattress? How would they know?

What ever happened to that letter I purposely left in the magazine on the plane? Did anyone ever read it?

If I made a time-capsule, or a ten-year letter, would I have the fortitude never to read it till the appointed time? (Wait. I may have written one and stuck it in my hopechest....I can't remember! :D)

Will anyone ever find my detailed journals when I am dead and gone and treasure them as I would someone else's from the 1800's or something?

Are the floor plans to government buildings as available as Ben Gates and Riley Poole make them seem in National Treasure? Was all that made up?

-Rachel ;)

3 comments:

  1. Haha, those were funny. YES it IS wrong to enter a store through the exit. It is one of my pet peeves. haha, I guess you can do it if you want, but it drives me bonkers when people do it, or if I did it. hee hee, I liked the last question. Hey, we used to write letters, wishes, quotes, Bible verses and prayers on papers, and wrap them up in foil and plastic wrap and put them in a tupperware container and seal it with silicone, and then we buried it on New Year's Eve and dug it up the next year. We did that for several years.

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  2. I will read your journal when you're dead and gone. To see if I'm in it. :D

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  3. Lol those are funny! I have wondered some pretty interesting things like that.... But they're so crazy I won't put anyone into shock

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