Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Bemoanings of an Authoress

Greetings all you fair followers! I am here to bemoan my lot- actually, to tell you something that is sort of exciting and quite a pain. I am entering a story in the Vision Forum contest. In this contest you must tell the "true" story of the cover of the magazine. It has a princess, a king, a knight, and a dragon on it. When I saw this, I thought, "Wow! This should be easy!" because I am constantly writing things, and this shouldn't be any big deal. Well, I have just recently discovered that I am a long-winded creative person. It is painful for me to try to cram a story into no more than 1200 words! Ahhhhhhh!!! So I wrote the story and it was well told. Until Mama pointed out quite gently but pointedly, that my story-line was very unoriginal. It was, in fact, precisely what you would expect seeing the picture. She's right. And my creative streak has been stunted by the late nights and crazy schedule recently. I haven't a scrap of courage large enough to try to rewrite the story right now. Or at least keep it short and sweet. Thinking that the bracing cold air would freshen my perspective, I paced up and down outside for a half-hour at least, but to no avail. I had ideas, but they would all take far more than 1200 words. What's more, they were all traditionally fairy-tale-ish, or else improbable. By the end of the time out there, I had only succeeded in discouraging myself and scaring Daisy Sofia (the goat) out of her wits by coming up and saying in a flat monotone: "Hello goat." (And perhaps it was also scared by my white shawl or something.)
Anyway, I am determined to rewrite this to Mama's (and my own) satisfaction, but I'll just hope and pray for that all-illusive inspiration that I am sorely lacking. After all, when a 1000 $ prize is at stake, I had better listen to wise council. So there you have it- Aren't authors known for being moody? (I despise moodiness in myself so I am determined that this fit shan't last! :) Well, wish me well!
-Rachel

10 comments:

  1. You can do it Rachie dear! I know you can!

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  2. Awww, poor Rachel! I know exactly how you feel! I'm so long winded; I would feel as though I were completely butchering my story to cut it down to 1200 words. And I'm no good at writing things quickly . . . haha, nope it takes me a LONG time to come up with something decent and original. :-D Luck to 'e!

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  3. I would love to see you do it! I tried to come up with a story for the contest a month or so ago and I started a very unfairytalish one that I thought would work out beautifully, kind of an allegory. Then I saw the number of words I had typed- over 600- and I was only one third of the way done! I don't think that I'll end up submitting a story, but if you want I can put what I've written so far on our blog. Best of wishes- I know you can do it! -Kendal

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  4. O! How exciting! It's so neat! I need to do something like that, I have never entered a writing contest, and I love to write! You can do it Rachel!! Love ya girl

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  5. You can do it Rachel! =)Hahaha that was so funny that you said "hello goat"...I don't know why but it was. =D Well gotta go , bye.

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  6. The poll won't take my vote..... =(

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  7. Hey Kendal! I will keep trying! Inspiration struck in the car on the way home from Christopher's party, so now I have an idea! Sure, put what you had on your blog1 I'd love to read it! Thanks everybody for your encouraging comments! :)

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  8. Hey Rachel and Sarah I hope you see this - I am doing one of those question things on my blog so I was just letting you know in case you would like to go and ask me one or more questions to answer... =)
    Shaina

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Rachel and Sarah